Simples- umm, Meercats!

My friends, very serious situation has arisen.

Aleksandr, Simples, Sergei and extended family being held captive in Newquay Zoo. Able to survive, but alcohol and fine dining are unfortunately unavailable. Please to be helping us now. Ingenious escape plan has been devised; we cannot be to divulge details here. The following materials will be much appreciate: three tiny remote controlled aeroplanes, a block of red leicester cheese (slightly melty at the edges), one laundry pen, fringed lightshade, four month subscription to Gardener's World magazine Uncut Extreme Edition, A vast quantity of post it notes, six pairs of dark glasses, one small suitcase, a jar of bonbons, and most importantly PLUTONIUM. Many much lots and lots PLUTONIUM. Thanking you for simples request fulfillmaking.

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