My friends, very serious
situation has arisen.
Aleksandr, Simples,
Sergei and extended family being held captive in Newquay Zoo. Able to
survive, but alcohol and fine dining are unfortunately unavailable. Please
to be helping us now. Ingenious escape plan has been devised; we cannot be
to divulge details here. The following materials will be much appreciate:
three tiny remote controlled aeroplanes, a block of Red Leicester cheese (slightly
melty at the edges), one laundry pen, fringed lightshade, four month
subscription to Gardener's World magazine Uncut Extreme Edition, A vast
quantity of post it notes, six pairs of dark glasses, one small suitcase,
a jar of bonbons, and most importantly PLUTONIUM. Many much lots and lots
PLUTONIUM. Thanking you for simples request fulfillmaking.
